Thursday, December 29, 2011

1st XV by Grass Cannons

So a while ago Joe sent me a demo track by Grass Cannons called '1st XV'. I don't think it is up anywhere but I'm sure they're gonna put something out soon, it's a really rad track and I think you should be getting excited about this band/release. To be fair, though, maybe I only like this band because every member is a babe. They're like that cute girl from your english class who toys with your emotions using a suggestive glance, and you're thinking "what does it mean" but never take action because you don't want to spoil the excitement of uncertainty.

all your friends, they suck

fauxhound/ax hndl split ep.... coming soon

I'm gonna release a split ep {as fauxhound} with Rory Macmurdo {as Ax Hndl}, it's gonna be good, I have three new songs that are in transit for mixing.

Sunday, December 18, 2011


So Dove and I made a song once, when I was in chch for this^ {never played the show as well but I don't seem to have the updated poster}, and we released it on the NZ chip compilation {which is here}. I put it on audio archive so you could stream it.... 'cause you're probably too lazy to dl the entire comp.

and you can download it off the compilation here, or find it on archive but you should get the whole compilation because it's super rad.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

1st New Zealand Chiptune Compilation [2011]

Finally being released, hosting on mediafire but feel free to host it anywhere else! This picture is not the final artwork, unfortunately, but the final is attached to the mp3s in the zip file!! Artwork by Henry Thompson aka Apricorn. [EDIT]Little-Scale has mirrored the download[/EDIT]

Domestic Bliss - Old Grey Wolf
herps not derps - Grease Monkey
>:| - Dracula Factory
Infected Flesh Decay - Mortal Execution
looolbounce - Futurnari
Frozen Man Winter Song - $noregazZzm
Salamander - Apricorn
Back of My Mind - Futurnari/Fauxhound
### - WAOTS
Speak Nothing - A Art
Door to Door - Fauxhound

grab the zip (thanks Little-Scale) DOWNLOAD

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Everything I love leaves me

Noir (got my dmg stolen) by fauxhound

So my Gameboy + LSDJ cartridge got stolen from Poor/Lonely last weekend, all my song data is gone forever. I've been using an emulator, Gambatte, on my computer, I wrote this wee track, will most definitely add some vocals to it later on. I posted it onto 8bit collective and it's been getting a little bit of hate which has kinda turned into a joke- link. Have a listen, any feedback is much appreciated!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Wednesday, November 30, 2011


A, public, demo for Dove and Ivan (although I doubt Ivan will read this so I'll probably just email him). [edit 2/12/2011] I sped this song up and it sounds way sweeter, 80bpm>30bpm. If you're coming to poor/lonely tonight I'll be playing this first.
Slowbro by fauxhound

Thursday, November 24, 2011

this track is sweet!

2 many cute girls in this town

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

equality vs. prosperity
people vs. profits

Which do you value more?

So hear are the lyrics for Kittens.V1.01 .... in case you wanted to know

All my sisters are blue eyed and blonde
They got rings man, they got rings
But I never got mine
Guess I got left behind at every other church camp I failed to attend
To be honest those girls never held my attention
Those girls never held my attention for long
'Cause I got a brain

I got a brain abrasion
I guess you could say I'm retarded
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it didn't happen
I don't really know how I got to this place
My memory doesn't serve me so well anymore
Some days I think I'm still comatosed
Living in this sub-par faux reality

Don't say you, never ever wanted too

Saturday, November 12, 2011

he lives forever so that we may sing - now available to stream

now you can stream and share.

Career Girls - young

So Lawree from Tied on Teeth, has started making some really sweet chillwave elctronica by the alias Carrer Girls, Career Girls - Young by LawreeGoodz, i'm not super into chillwave, like, I like listening to it when I make the time, so I may not be the best opinion on this but I really like this track. I even listened to it on repeat!
That actually mean a lot

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Dark Art S/T (2010)

This is a rad EP from Auckland band DARK ART, it's Lliam from Cool Cult and a girl called Cait. It's like High Places made a curry with Crystal Castles. Have a listen; then download, then be a fan on their facebook, then, if you like, tell all your friends!

Friday, November 4, 2011

Fauxhound pxl-bot release

So my latest EP has been released via British Net-label Pxl-Bot, it's called "he lives forever so that we may sing"

artwork: alessandra banal
mix+master: dave currie

Monday, October 24, 2011

$noregazZzm - Nirvana TeengazZzm (2011)

you have to check out these covers, YOU HAVE TOO

Sunday, October 23, 2011

everything is false
So after about 9 months I felt it again, can't get it out of my head now.
I'm so so pleased.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Spent last night listening to a drunk artist ramble, he showed us some of his art too.
My opinion of all artists (esp painters) is now at an all time low, so so so much wank about nothing.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Frase & Bri - "4eva"

Frase and Bri 4eva- download

I've been listening to this album loads lately, reminds me of ChCh and makes me a little sad, it's such an awesome album though!! I think everyone should download it. My favourite track is 'Cheeks Burn Red'

Frase runs this sweet blog called Crystal Magic you can find it.... here

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Door to Door, words

It's tough being left in a right-hand world
It's hard being single when you knock on doors
And your foot got bit when she got bored
So you moved to the city where you hit the floor
'Cause a drink was your only way of escape
Could you hold my hands and we'll forget the shakes
Could you hold my hands and we'll forget the quakes
You'll never get the stains out of your shirt
Your white collar's soiled a deep dark blue

here's the audio

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

in love

This music makes me feel like I'm in love, it's really bizare because I'm not in love.
It's like this tease, I don't know if I like it. I should stop listening.

Friday, September 30, 2011

A palindrome by Demetri Martin

These things are so buzzy

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

freaks and geeks

I made a new blog, it's sole purpose is to portray my love for Lindsay Weir....

she's so beautiful, smart, rebellious and a little insecure.... dream girl!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

I guess all I ever wanted was a brother, like blood brother.
I mean maybe not even that, just to know what it's like to have a brother.
Wow I've never really thought about this before.

Monday, September 19, 2011

I still hope, that hats and boots can get along together

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The newest Fauxhound single, mixed and mastered by Dave Currie ($noregazZzm) and art work by Alessandra Banal!!! You should check it out and download it. New EP will be out in November. I'm super stoked with how this track turned out!!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Thanks NE

I love getting MODS in the mail! This one could be the best yet!!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Songs +++ Mods

So I got a song released on the first Pxl-Bot compilation, Pxl-Bot is a bad ass net-label who've released loads of sweet chipmusic! I'm very honoured to feature on this compilation and my next ep will be released by them! On this compilation I especially like the Frostbyte track and the MONODEER track!

Also our Teensy USB circuits came in the mail today. I'm just waiting for my link cables to come and my underclock mod and I can start syncing some awesome chip/glitch with my computer!!!

Monday, September 5, 2011

think.... is this bitch worth going to jail for?

Tuesday, August 30, 2011


So I've come across a few sweet tracks and videos lately, here is one from Dunedin it's WAOTS (We Aeronauts Of The Spirit). I met Max in Auckland a few months ago, he plays music on his DS and uses a vocoder and stuff.

And here is a sweet track from Brisbane it's Rubijaq. It's a bass heavy chip song, I really like this guy's music especially his last two releases; Unreleased Compilation 2, and Unreleased Compilation 3.

Also the latest $noregazZzm video is out and it's pretty rad. I like Joe's kiwi accent (I'd hope Zach would be proud), Lisandru doesn't have a kiwi accent but, his Romanian/Canadian twang does his Romanian/Canadian upbringing proud.

Also I'm heading to Wellington this weekend with Grass Cannons and Nevernudes, it's gonna be an awesome party they're playing at Fred's on friday (don't ask me where that is... it's in Wellington somewhere).

Thursday, August 25, 2011

brain abrasion

mountains only seem so high when next to valleys so low.
nothing is lasting, everything is dying.

Friday, August 19, 2011

So last weekend I went back to Christchurch to see old friends. I had a fantastic time hanging out with people I love, my flight almost didn't get to Christchurch because of the fog.

Things I did in ChCh;

-Got to see the brewery for the first time, it was pretty cool, I drunk a milk stout and it was tasty.

- Hung out with Fionn, he let me ride his bike around town while he was visiting the doctor, we had lots of good talks I miss him alot :c. Netta was pretty busy studying, I only got to see her a little bit.

-Got to see the Archive in construction, it's looking really cool, T'Nealle and Jasper have been working really hard on it.

-Hung out with Joel, he left for Europe/Australia at the start of 2010 was really cool seeing him again!

-Went to a Skab/Skub party with T'Nealle and Jasper, we had a killer time ripping up the dance floor!

- Saw Arrietty with Alice, Matt and Hollan at the cinema. I found some free popcorn afterwards too!

-Ate lots of T'Nealle's bread/pizza it was delicious, fresh bread is probably one of the best things ever!

-Went to a 21st, I didn't know the birthday girl, but had a super fun time partying with Joel. I sung Limp Bizkit on the Karaoke.

I did lots more as well but my memory doesn't serve me quite so well. I had such a fun time but I realised just how much I miss my ChCh buds. Oh well this is life, I can't have my cake and eat it.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Courage Club- I am fearsome!

Courage Club at Campus was so awesome! I think I am the third most fearsome second only to; T'Nealle and Dove... actually, I am the most fearsome in this photo! My left hand is about to perform 'vice grip' while my right is totally gearing up for 'comet punch'.

Friday, August 5, 2011


You'll be disappointed if you're searching for actual grindcore.

My life is just a series of regrettable decisions.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011


Ok so my awesome friend Dove goes by the alias A Art, sometimes, and he just released an amazing album! This is the chip album that will appease those of the non-chip persuasion.
It's got vocals and floor toms and a Korg Monotron Filter.

You have to listen to this album!!

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Pokémon Brown

I love playing pokémon brown!!

I got the hack from this website
And I used UIPS to run the hack over my original Pokémon Red rom... You have to use a universal rom. There are more Hacks for Pokémon Red.. I'll try them out after this one and make a table on which is my favourite!!

Friday, July 29, 2011

Simon Simon Simon

So keen to get drunk with Simon tonight!!!

{Simon is pictured on the left}

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Dependence Vs Independence

I hope you can read this....

here's the script:

1st frame

X says "stop being so needy"

2nd frame

*a moments silence*

3rd frame

Y says "stop trying to control my life"


Monday, July 25, 2011

out of sight, out of mind

I had a crush
but she had a boyfriend
so I put it in my closet
out of sight, out of mind

p.p.s I have an awesome comic coming soon!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011


I can't believe I spelt orthogonal wrong. I do love matrix algebra.

The comic is explained in the comments below, but things are better if you don't look instead imagine!

Friday, July 15, 2011


I miss Christchurch so much.
I love how every single shot induces a memory of mine.

Saturday, July 9, 2011


I had a dream the other night, that I got a kiss from this girl I know. It was an awesome dream and when I woke up I was smiling, and then I realised it was just a dream but kept smiling because sometimes dreams come true in real life.




Tuesday, July 5, 2011

$noregazZzm and Rackets in Wellington

So $noregazZzm and Rackets played in Wellington a weekend, or so, ago. We packed out three cars and road tripped down to the cold mid-west {it's not really west... but it was cold} the trip was sooo much fun we stopped lots and partied on the side of the road in excitement. When we got to Wellington Rackets gave us an unwanted tour of the cbd, later I meet up with Mark, we drunk beers and talked in his apartment. Before the show I got really excited and engaged my party mindset mode {I'm really a computer running algorithms, so party mode is easily obtainable}. The show was amazing, I think all the bands that played that night simply killed it {in this case 'killing it' is a good thing} , Rackets, $noregazZzm, and Dave Currie's DJ set were simply superb. The following evening was somewhat shadowed by the first, it was still great though, I really enjoyed meeting up with Alice and Sam, I haven't seen those cats in ages :c !! Also I made really good friends with Maddie... actually both nights were really great, but the first had better music.

During the daytime Mark and I saw the Colossal Squid at Te Papa, it wasn't colossal really it was just gross. We had lots of really good talks which kinda made me sad cause I missed our flatting times in ChCh, I also met up with Tyne and Hannah which was cool, a little weird, a little like salt on cuts but not really that bad..... hmmm overall, though, I had an excellent time, now I'm back in Auckland working and partying and making tunes.

ps pictures are from Rachel Brandon, she put them, and more, on FB

Friday, July 1, 2011

Little Scale - Am I still Breathing

wow wow, forget my chip release (the post below) and check out Little Scale's "Am I Still Breathing" released on pause (or ii) it's really chill and he used the Sega Nomad!!!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011


please please listen, it's badass and I've been holding onto it for far too long. Got some new tracks already that aren't on here... I'm liking the direction (I would say that, wouldn't I?)

Tuesday, June 28, 2011


Serval Two by $noregazZzm/MoodSmiles

I swoon to this song so so much. $noregazZzm (or snoregazzzm)

Friday, June 17, 2011

Welcome back to the real world, I'm listening to The Divine Liturgy of the Wretched Exiles by the Psalters it's an amazing album. Every song is equally as amazing as the next, I have spent the night awake thinking about alternate realities and this album describes, to me, a glimpse of the best possible reality. I want to say more but can't find words to describe the terrifying nature of brilliance, if this seems incoherent then click this link <Psalters and listen to this album.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011


So I had the sweetest ever Gameboy sesh last night, I finished working on a melody that had been bugging me for a while and then I made a video for it this morning!
Song is called 'Bugs' by 'Fauxhound'
You heard/saw it here first, well actually second {cause I posted it on fb first} but pretty much first on here!!

Friday, June 3, 2011

Non Chip

Non Chip (Futurnari Sample) by fauxhound

A non chip song I made on Ableton using a Futurnari sample, pretty fun, pretty chill!

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

debut fauxhound release

So I have finally finished mixing the debut release for Fauxhound. The EP will be released for free download online, I'm looking for chip net labels to release it on, also I think I'll press a few CDRs which will have a bonus Fauxhound/Futurnari song on it. Anouska Van Der Werf, is designing the artwork (this is what I'm waiting on for the release), she's a graphic designer from Auckland and is doing an amazing job!!
I'm really pleased with the final product and think you should be excited!!!

ps if you run a label and would like to help me release this.... email vanbeek[dot]jos[at]gmail[dot]com

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Milo and Otis

This movie freaked me out when I was a kid, especially the scene where Milo floats away in the box. Watching it now though it's delightfully hilarious, although some of the situations they put those animals in weren't so nice. The narrator is classic!!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

More Love Hearts

And I have the most amazing sequinned garment on!!!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

New Voids

this is New Voids by Timothy J.Andrew, I re-read it today because I forgot how awesome it was. I used to tri-host a radio show, called Out of Step, with him and hollon, it was awesome!

Monday, May 9, 2011

Kiss the Girl

She's amazing! I think she's trolling though :c .... maybe that makes her more amazing {I'm not too sure}

Sunday, May 8, 2011


So on Saturday James and I had a 5 hour mod party, it was so much fun! I got one of my light screens working but couldn't fix the power on my other DMG so I couldn't test whether the install worked. Also I switched the covers, now my DMGs are two tone!!

{notice the screen is glowing, that's 3xLED!!!!!!}

Thursday, May 5, 2011

New room ++++ Comic swap

These are two Liz Prince comics that Alice has let me borrow, they are such lovely comics, probably two of the best comics I have ever read. Made me feel really sentimental and a little sad [but a good sorta sad... if you get what I mean]. I will send them back to Alice along with Blankets and Lost at Sea so she can read them!

This is my new room... I used to live in our lounge but have recently upgraded to a small room in our garage, the privacy is nice! I have set up a small recording 'studio' for chipmusic, in the photo my computer is perched next to my mixer in the studio! Really it's just a faux-studio {do you see what I did there?}!!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011


So my comics came today, I haven't read them yet and really have no idea what to expect. Today I will drink coffee, read comics and possibly play gameboy {most likely play gameboy}. I think I will read "Lost at Sea" first because it's substantially shorter than 'Blankets'. Comics will be sent away, and hopefully returned, for a long distance comic swap.

Also I will give Little Scale's new EP a thrashing.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Welcome to Auckland (Sufi)

A mixtape that mirrors my first few weeks in Auckland, lots has happened... lots still to happen.
Feat: Cap'n Jazz, La Dispute, Why?, Pixies, mewithoutYou and Drive Like Jehu.
Please enjoy.

left click + {pause} +right click + save as = DOWNLOAD

Monday, April 18, 2011


No meat-eater will ever admit how good this really tastes!

And at $3.50, a steal!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Like Pokémon?

So I'm trying to catch the Mew in Cerulean City on Blue, but every time I battle the youngster with the Slowpoke my cart freezes.... *Sigh*

Hypothetically I turn and slap my hypothetical girlfriend
"This is how you changed me, with your teases, with our love. Now an asexual life is what I desire, one where the only rush I get is from coffee and a level 7 Mew locked in a pokéball trapped in box no.1"

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Girls with crushes vs. Girl bit crushers

Here's a chorus that, hopefully, you can all sing along too when the collaboration with snoregazzzm is complete.

"girls with crushes are pretty nice
but girl bit crushers got to take the cake
banana bread or carrot - they can eat what they like
don't take shit from the cosine wave"

Friday, April 8, 2011

Why do I always feel so young?
Last night all I wanted was to talk to you, but it's difficult on the phone... I didn't even get to call everyone I missed.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

This is my nephew, and this is his "SCARY" face.
He's everything I wanted to be when I was a 2year old, cool.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Friday, April 1, 2011

Tom Boy computer glitch?

So I was recording this new song on LSDJ, and my computer flipped out when I tried to change the tempo and gave me this track! Which I immediately exported as an mp3 'cause it sounds pretty rad.

Open this link right click and save as for a download

Thursday, March 31, 2011

I'm still in love with you.

haha April Fools

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

ChCh¡p video

It's finished and in awesomely great quality, Futurnari, Fauxhound, Never

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Long Weekend w/ Dove

Had the best weekend ever! Catching up with friends, staying at Dove's, playing scrabble, drinking beer, drinking coffee, playing Chiptune, playing powerviolence, The Great Depression, Mario Kart, making new friends, .... it was awesome.
I miss my friends in Christchurch (+ Melbourne) a lot, can't wait to catch up with them again.

Got some rad videos from ChCh¡p {Futurnari, Fauxhound, Never}, will upload them to the internetz soon.

Saturday, March 19, 2011


enough said, what better way to send Dove away?