Like Pokémon?

So I'm trying to catch the Mew in Cerulean City on Blue, but every time I battle the youngster with the Slowpoke my cart freezes.... *Sigh*

Hypothetically I turn and slap my hypothetical girlfriend

"This is how you changed me, with your teases, with our love. Now an asexual life is what I desire, one where the only rush I get is from coffee and a level 7 Mew locked in a pokéball trapped in box no.1"